Alicia Love

You should try this at home…

on Sep 09 in Observations by Alicia tagged by Alicia

I was in a store today and I saw someone drop something and then squat down to pick it up. Now we all know what a squat is, you bend at the knees. Well, no matter how old or young, fat or thin the person squatting is my first instinct is to tap them in the thigh with my foot and knock them over.   It has to be the least graceful way to fall over. There really is no catching yourself once in you’re in that position. If the person is a little chubby, it’s really, really funny! (I’m chubby, I can say that!) Think about it, when someone is knocked over in that position they usually end up on their butt or flat on their back! Just so you know, I don’t really walk up to strangers and do this. You should also know that the desire to do it is overwhelming!! I blame this all on my brothers, I could never squat down in my house because I knew without fail I would be instantly knocked over! Now, does this make me a bad person? However before you answer this question, drop something on the floor and have your friend squat down to pick it up while they’re down there tap them in the thigh with your foot, I’m telling you it’s hilarious! Ok, now that you all know that I have the sense of humor of a 9 year old I will go…stop judging me and try it for yourself it’s a guaranteed laugh! …you’re right, I am a bad person.